Well, we don't believe in giving cats as gifts. But Topaz here would love to be your gift to yourself this Christmas! She's a wonderful darling girl who has been waiting patiently for a furrever home. Wouldn't you like to wake up to this beauty under your tree? Apply today at email@example.com!
Not ready to adopt Topaz, or need a gift for someone else? We have electronic gift certificates available! Two options: we can send your recipient a beautifully formatted email directly from us, letting them know you donated in their name. OR we can email you something you can print out (perhaps to hang on a tree).
Your blog writer is Jewish and will be emailing these right through Christmas Day!